Chicken Little has left the building
Feb. 13th, 2009 02:57 pmThank you very much.
A news report from yesterday cited sources as saying Chicken Little, of "The Sky is Falling" fame, was seen yesterday in company of a 50-something woman from California. After further investigation, our sources report that they are unable to confirm or deny the report. However, another source, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized by Mr. Little, did confirm that Mr. Little is now alone and in seclusion at an unidentified Caribbean resort hotel. His reported companion is yet to be acknowledged, although another source, who also spoke on condition of anonymity to protect her friend, confirmed that she does know Mr. Little's reported companion, and that her friend has since returned to her life and things are back on track.
A news report from yesterday cited sources as saying Chicken Little, of "The Sky is Falling" fame, was seen yesterday in company of a 50-something woman from California. After further investigation, our sources report that they are unable to confirm or deny the report. However, another source, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized by Mr. Little, did confirm that Mr. Little is now alone and in seclusion at an unidentified Caribbean resort hotel. His reported companion is yet to be acknowledged, although another source, who also spoke on condition of anonymity to protect her friend, confirmed that she does know Mr. Little's reported companion, and that her friend has since returned to her life and things are back on track.