This and that.

 Ever had the feeling where you want to crawl out of your skin because it feels too tight and rough and abrasive and ewww its this feeling that you can't sit still and you need to scream and run and scream some more and then nit pick and nag and bitch and grouse?

Me neither.  

Hahahahah.  Yeah well that's how I felt this morning.  And for no reason.  It's better now.

Great visual for a horror story though isn't it?  Although I dunno what else this story would be about except for a crazy person.  

Here's another one for you.  Why do cats drive us crazy?  Because they can.  Mine is at the door, meowing.  I open the door.  He starts, sticks his head out and then tries to turn around and run away.  I say, no way in hell asshole, you're going out this time (because this is about the 4th time he's done it this morning)!  So I push him out the door with my foot.  (and no, it was not a kick.  Just a push.  Really) And he immediately turns around and tries to come back in.  So why does he sit there meowing like he's dying to get out there?  

Yeah I'm feeling weird today.